Exes.
“Oh, sorry, was that supposed to hurt me? Cause really, it was an epic fail. And why are you even trying? I’ve already been treated like shit before I knew you existed.” Thousands of couples argue every day. For that shirt she forgot to iron (wait, was that sexist?), or that call he didn’t give back. Doesn’t matter. “You know what? Fine, you’ve won, but don’t forget you’ll never find someone like me. You can go with your gay new boyfriend/cheap whore” Everybody says that (may be some of you skips the gay boyfriend/cheap whore part…). Thinking about it’s a complete nonsense. Have we ever considered that WE are the wrong ones? That maybe her/his ex was better? And why are we so sure that he/she will never find someone like us? There’s a bunch of you, I’m telling ya. Wanna stand out? Leave all those crappy clichés. Forget the “when I’m gone” thing. Because when you are gone, she/he is gonna move on, like a big girl/boy. (No, sorry that probably doesn’t apply for the psycho bitch who’s been stalking you since you’ve fucked her at Barney’s last month). And also why on earth is the boy/girl who comes after you labeled as “eating your left-overs”? “Chewing your gum?” That just means you’ve most likely been fucking left-overs and chewing on used gums since 10th grade. Sounds tasty. Seriously, I can tell you’ll feel better after you’ll be done with this jealousy kind of stuff. Your exes are humans, as much as you are (Still not sure for the psycho bitch). Ex refers to ‘before’ (I am too fucking lazy to see if it’s greek or latin), not under. Keep that in mind, and take care.
